Ozzie. 22. Introvert. Internet and Youtube addict. Shenanigans will occur. ....Frequently.

I just realized that I have had literally nothing to drink today.

THAT IS NOT HEALTHY.

jacyo:

Groot: “We… are… Groot”

Me in the theaters:

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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

overtheunderpass:

Wow, check out this great photo of nothing but carpeted stairs. 

overtheunderpass:

Wow, check out this great photo of nothing but carpeted stairs. 

(Source: generic-art)

blimpcat:

pokemoncap:

STOP.

WE CAN’T STOP. THE BRAKE’S BROKEN.

  • Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People: what

To tell someone not to be emotional is to tell them to be dead.

—Jeanette Winterson (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.